VICE PRESIDENT OF EXTERNAL AFFAIRS
2018-2019: maJeStiC (parent)
2017-2018: YaChT⛵️🏆🏆 (child)
2016-2017: SaBotaJe🙏🏆 (child)
Jk uh Junior Year
Obsessions: Food! Madame President! Working Out!
Talents: Balancing really tall objects such as brooms, staffs, Swiffer Wet Jets™, etc. on one finger (usually index or middle finger but not limited to those) for long periods of time.
- Being too early @Megan
- People being rude to servers/cashiers
- Not being invited (tfti)
Life Quote: "God will not have his work made manifest by cowards."
Favorite Song(s): Super Smash Bros. Brawl- Main Theme
Favorite Boba Flavor: Honey Black Tea w/ Double Boba
Favorite APSA Memory: ALL THE ICE CREAM PARTIES🍦
Winning the APSA fake family contest at the first fambam without even being there.
How do you relax after a hard day of work?
I work out, cuz the work and gains never stop 👌
Time freezes for everyone but you for one day. What do you do?
I would determine a widely viewed live televised event happening at the instant that time froze (e.g. football game). I'd find a nearby zoo and take wolverines, badgers, and any awful mean spiteful little animal I could find and move them to the center of that event, right in front of the cameras. Then when time unfreezes, there's just instant perplexing chaos. Suddenly, wolverines!